Amy and Maya have so much to catch up on in Episode 17. First, Maya gives the play-by-play on Indian wedding shopping and Amy decides there is no reason to be sad about National Night Out. Next, Amy & Maya dive into the very meta 90210 reboot and try to determine what is real, what is fake and proclaim that Andrea Zuckerman is no one's fantasy, David Silver has never and will never be hot, and wax nostalgic on the Luke Perry of it all. Lastly, Amy shares some Once Upon A Time in Hollywood fun facts (no spoilers), and Maya reveals her shocking childhood crush on Jabba the Hut (seriously; Maya says "Watch it again"). Takeaways include: Amy and Maya have no good reason they didn't take off for Hollywood after high school graduation as they did nothing for YEARS (Amy blames Maya), don't worry if you have nasty feet- you will be fetishized regardless and it's ok to have a crush on Jabba the Hut.